Okay. So if I were to write a sitcom, it would be something great, and spectacular! I'll have to include every spectacular event I can think of, such as a trip to the Chocolate factory or a party out on the street. and of course: every show needs a THEME SONG!
So the show starts out in a fantastic town called Danvers. Like the one near here. It's a small town, filled with a Gas Station called Tip Top, and a worn down school. Everybody there is fairly close in relationships and distance. Here we find a family, a normal family much like ours or yours. They call themselves the Cheese family. Why? because their last name is: cheese. They have a house made of wood. but the inside is very cold, it's refrigerated because every piece of furniture is made of cheese... except those in the bedroom. (they tried once, and sleeping on cheese proved to be very uncomfortable). The kids are very unhappy with their living quarters. They constantly fight and yell with their parents and plan on running away, but something always makes them come back home to the cheese house.
The Cheese Song:
Daddy wanted a house
that no one else would have
something unique to stand in a crowd
Mommy once said, she liked cheese
she could eat it everyday
or live in a house of cheese
and daddy knew what he should do
he started building and shipping
in truck loads of cheese
and there they made a cheese house
and daddy was pleased.
[camera zooms in on satisfied daddy staring at his cheese living room]
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3 comments:
Gah u have the most random idea =]
I think living in a hous emade of cheese would be interesting, but wouldn't it get kind of gross in the summer?
OMG! That is the most awesome thing ever...but I don't like cheese..so get rid of it! Celery is better!
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