Hello my child. I am your mother. I am awesome, like seriously. I understand that sometimes I don't seem awesome, but if you look past all the chaos you will see my awesomeness. I really hope that you are successful in life. I want you to do whatever you want. Whether you want to be a bar tender, or a lawyer. It is all up to you. If you do whatever you want, you will achieve the awesomeness that I have achieved. I also want you to feel free in your life. There is nothing worse than feeling like you're in a cage. If you want a spouse, find one that you can be happy with. Of course, not all marriages are entirely perfect. But if you choose to get married, don't just settle for someone you kindof like, you'll just feel trapped and unhappy. Don't over endulge in material things. You'll eventually understand that they don't really matter. Nobody really cares if you have fancy pancy phone or just a regular phone that is used for calling people. Of course, if you like something fancy pancy find a way to save for it and still have money left over for other things. Be careful when approaching strange dogs and don't drive too fast in the winter when there is ice on the road. You'll fly off the road, crash into a phone pole and die. Live life to the fullest, but just because life is short doesn't mean you should go around doing things that will easily kill you.
Friday, January 30, 2009
DEAR KIDDO...
Hello my child. I am your mother. I am awesome, like seriously. I understand that sometimes I don't seem awesome, but if you look past all the chaos you will see my awesomeness. I really hope that you are successful in life. I want you to do whatever you want. Whether you want to be a bar tender, or a lawyer. It is all up to you. If you do whatever you want, you will achieve the awesomeness that I have achieved. I also want you to feel free in your life. There is nothing worse than feeling like you're in a cage. If you want a spouse, find one that you can be happy with. Of course, not all marriages are entirely perfect. But if you choose to get married, don't just settle for someone you kindof like, you'll just feel trapped and unhappy. Don't over endulge in material things. You'll eventually understand that they don't really matter. Nobody really cares if you have fancy pancy phone or just a regular phone that is used for calling people. Of course, if you like something fancy pancy find a way to save for it and still have money left over for other things. Be careful when approaching strange dogs and don't drive too fast in the winter when there is ice on the road. You'll fly off the road, crash into a phone pole and die. Live life to the fullest, but just because life is short doesn't mean you should go around doing things that will easily kill you.
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2 comments:
haha..nice I love the little comment about crashing into the telephone pole....Way to give it to them straight up.
That is cool, your blog looks like a newspaper!
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